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11/8/2006
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Democrats are totally going to fuck up Republican's shit, Wu-Tang Style
Seriously dogg, you know it's true. The Dems are going to bend the Reps over the side of the bed and sodomize them with the Constitution. They're going to put them into stress positions while reading them the Bill of Rights line by line, perhaps even repeating certain passages for emphasis.

They're going to put their nuts on the dresser of Democracy and bang them with the spiked Bat of Freedom. Kablah!

The Dems are going to sew the Republicans' asshole closed and feed them Liberty, and keep feeding them, and feeding them, and feeding them, shouting "Rule of Law" all the while.


Or they're going to roll over and play Republican-lite. Possibly that.






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