Dear California, You know I like you. You are a terrific state to hang out in and you look smashing. You have good sushi, wine, and mud baths - all of which I partaked in to the extreme when I was there. Your B&B's beds were big and soft. Your dogs were friendly. I enjoyed driving in a convertible up and down the coast. It was dreamy.
But listen - this governor thing is just ridiculous. I mean, it's ridiculous from the get-go. It's ridiculous on so many levels that it makes my head hurt.
I don't know. I am feeling so smug here on the east coast all of a sudden. Your whole cool point quotient in my book is hurting. And it hurts me.
I guess what I want to say is this: you guys can't diss any other states for a while. Not even Florida. Why don't we take a break for a while? You guys do your little soul searching and we'll go visit other states and countries.
We're going to Montreal this weekend. Do they really all speak French there? I know zero French.
