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11/10/2006
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I adore you Select Dental

I didn't see Super-Natural Boner Patrol last night
I have a really low tolerance for TV.
No, I am not saying that I don't watch TV, but I don't have the patience or ability to stay un-snarky long enough to get into these serious TV shows.

What I do watch are commercials on local cable.


I adore you Select Dental.




Husband & Wife

"My wife and I were afraid that we couldn't manage the cost of dental work"
The wife, bless her heart, gives us this little "what could we do?" look.
I'll say this: it's kind of cute (if you watch it 400 times).


What could they do?
They are hard working americans yet they have a hard time affording dental work.
Dental work that doesn't hurt. Not even a bit.



"Until we went to select dental"

Right, honey?
I imagine this thought goes through his mind constantly: "Why do you seem to pull away from me when I look at you?"
Now, not to be un-PC or homophobic (and remember, this is coming from rosť swilling *me* - not a model of hyper-manliness by anyone's measure(I mean I even added the little "ť" thing)) but the husband is a bit...
effiminate.


Who cast him as "husband"?



"We should of done it years ago"

It's the realization that you could of had healthy mouths a long time ago.
"Husband! Why did we wait so long?"



I am lost in the whiteness of your husband's teeth.
He is so happy.




See for yourself!
There is a copy of the commercial on YouTube (I know! Shocker!). It was uploaded by a fellow who is a comedian (and canadian I think).
He added a little "bit" at the end.
Apparently he didn't think the commercial was brilliant enough by itself.
*sigh*



Whew, glad I'm not alone in thinking the husband is justy a tad...um, fruity? He must be a struggling actor with a dental assistant friend at S.D.
»thewillhelm ||  11/10/2006 ||  10:06:20 AM
that husband has the icky sticky mouth sound when he talks. select dental might want to suction out his saliva a little better next time.
»mizalmond ||  11/10/2006 ||  10:29:04 AM
everytime I see this ad I notice some weird little thing one of the actors does. They show it constantly on NY1 and yet I never get tired of it because of this.
»3pk ||  11/10/2006 ||  11:42:45 AM
Damn you, :r! If I could have figured out how to stick videos into text, I was going to do this exact bit.
Incidentally, I think "Has it been a while since you've been to the dentist," is the least important question this couple should be asking themselves.
Maybe he's one of those "cured" homosexuals. That works, right?
»dorf ||  11/10/2006 ||  1:46:45 PM
The wife nodding while hubby speaking is classic. Uh-huh, you tell them, honey.

I think the comedian's addition is overkill and kind of not funny. Is that the best line you can come up with?
»j ||  11/10/2006 ||  2:55:45 PM
Dorf,
yea, this has been sitting in my drafts folder all week and suddenly I was realizing that if i wasn't careful, I'd be scooooped.

»:r ||  11/10/2006 ||  5:41:02 PM
eh, who am I kidding. I haven't posted in months.
»dorf ||  11/10/2006 ||  8:09:41 PM
fruit boy gets his dental work done in QUEENS! get it!?
»mina ||  11/12/2006 ||  7:08:47 PM



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