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He felt like Steve Martin because he emulated Steve martin's "LA Story" writing "bored beyond belief" on his fogged car window. The phone rang. Fuck me, it was her again. He did some calculations, and picked it up, "what".
She rambled. She babbled - something about how she was sorry she couldn't ask him things. He was like "seriously? this is what you're talking to me about?" but he guessed what would he really think she'd talk to him about. Making shit up was her wheelhouse.
After he hung up the phone, he blocked her. He'd only done that to one other person, and she had been way more psycho. At least this one was far away and not local. He looked at the time, ate a few pieces of pizza out of the fridge and decided since it was raining, he may as well hit the gym first. It was a Tuesday - trivia night. He was stoked. He had won last week all by himself. The winning question had been about what groups of dolphins were called - too fucking easy.
Maybe he'd just skip the gym today, but no then he wouldn't have the chance to see that hottie who works out constantly on the stair master. She was a show. He was giddy-up in and got in his black Hyundai. The gym was fine. He listened to his "war all the time" podcast and watched her ass subtly.
After that, he headed home for a shower - first he masturbated with his left hand while scrolling porn with his right hand. Today he chose "gym sluts" - why lie, he chose "barely legal gym sluts" to be precise. After he came and cleansed, he watched a bit of CNN, tidied up a bit, checked his do, and headed out the door.
Walking in to the hi-lo, he felt like a bored despot, but something would be brewing soon. It always did. Lin was going to meet him here tonight. She was between boyfriends. yay. They were probably going to fuck, but sometimes she was weird. He couldn't be sure.
She walked in. She was fun and cool. He liked being with her. They played trivia winning on the answer to "what does Caligula mean?". They toasted and drained their brews. He bought her another drink. He was loaded. His kid was going to go to community college instead of NYU for the first year. yes.
Lin asked him, "have you ever had your heart broken?"
Leon scoffed, "what a question. of course. every time."
"you're such a liar."
He laughed, "but, you don't care."
"I don't. Do you want to play pool or fuck me in your bed and have me go home?"
"both"
"how shocking. Let's skip billiards."
He smirked at her. "I'll meet you there."
"safe travels love. no hotdogging"
"oh I've got your hot dog."
"can I have the last word?"
"no"
She shoved him. He loved it. They walked out together touching slightly. it was cute.
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