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I'm Still Waiting For Your Call !!!
I got some more spam this morning.
This one is pretty funny.

It's from "Sussie 'The Teen' Smith"
But the return email address is
scotthall807@sendfree.com

The body is as follows:
I'm Still Waiting For Your Call !!!

I just Turned 18 and my friends and me are sexy teen girls looking for FUN!!! We are looking for someone who could show us a few thing and maybe more...

If your interested reply back and I'll give you a phone number to call for LIVE chat

JUST REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER TO CALL ME!!!!


It's Worth The Call, and Remember It's LIVE!!!!!!!

Now, first of all, I know that people wouldn't send spam if one person out of a million didn't reply. I sure do feel sorry for that one person on many levels.

Sussie is a man, firstly. Scott Hall is her name, apparently.
Secondly, this is so poorly written. If they wanted to get you to reply, they should make it sound less commercial. Like, "Hey I saw your profile, and I'd love to talk to you. Send me an email and I'll send you my phone number" would suffice.

Not IN BOLD commands to call. Or finishing with "and remember...IT'S LIVE!!!!" If you met someone, say, "Susie 'The Teen' Smith" (who would honestly have a nickname of 'The Teen'??), she wouldn't write you and say, "hey, don't forget, I'm not a recording!".

I would love to write this person back with some pointers on how to actually get more results from your spam. But then the terrorists would win.
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