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Solstice: Momma Please

that haunting foto

Robot Journal: happyrobot puts LG on blast

The PR team at LG wonders how to fix this issue with the happyrobot

Reading is Fun: The one about Hey-Ya

Words from Kristen: Leap Year Day

it would have been 24

Sunshine Jen: The Pink Plastic Prison and the Extraordinary Woman

I chose a heck of a day to see the Barbie movie

Gator Country: Hi

Pony: That time facebook killed a robot

Film and Television Rights: Things I May Have Never Mentioned to You
Unless you asked me, or it came up in conversation.

Honky Cracker: Stu
is the best

Nutshell Kingdom: Found Poem
I must have written this back in the spring of '95 (when i was a mere 13 years old) and just found it amidst some ancient email thread. No, it isn't about you. I was far too young for you anyway.

Art Colony: bad luck with beverages

Sunshine Jen: The Tempest in the Chicken Coop
Sunshine Jen Goes to Oregon

Road Dust: "Why Lie? I Need a Beer"

Words from Kristen: Monday, August 6, 2001

Words from Kristen: Tuesday, November 20, 2001

Honky Cracker: I Hear the Train a-Comin', It's Rollin' 'round the Bend

Solstice: Removing the Balls
everything hurts

Nutshell Kingdom: Both Meanings

Cootie Girl: I want to be a Shao Lin Master Killer!