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: A Jeremiad against "Happy Birthday."
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: The New Apartment: Things Bought - Frigidaire Gas Range
We had to replace the stove/oven in our apartment. It didn't work. It was filthy. It had been built during the 1700's. It was haunted. There was a family of raccoons living in it. Parts of it were radioactive.
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: What's a Nice Jewish Girl Doing With a Tree Like This?
: Look Busy.
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we were literally pummeled with candy the whole time
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attention-getting instant message openers include “hi”, or “what‘cha up to” or “i want my money now, you big brown turd.”
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