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3 April 2005



Chomp! For Women
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It seems anyone who has had their 15 minutes can sell their eau de p.u. to the public. Bethany Hamilton a competitive surfer who had the misfortune to lose her arm to a shark is now hawking two new fragrances. I thought the natural progression for those who had limb loss, or violent member removal just went into porn. In all seriousness I give Bethany props, I have to look behind the shower curtain before I can even pee.


The best fragrance though that is now available by a non-fashion designer is by Actor Alan Cummings. Yes, you can spritz yourself with Cummings. I don't think it would be smart to swallow it, or for a facial.

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