What time of the day do you like to make love I like to call it making whoopee Clarence. And like most people lovin' can happen anytime. So yeah 24/7!
Have you ever made love just before breakfast Well let me ask you Clarence, who eats breakfast when there is lovin' to be had?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show Do people even watch the late show? And not to sound like a bitch but why would one watch TV when there is lovin' to be had.
Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch Why do you think I own a leather couch Clarence? I mean it is a lot easier to clean up leather - not that I am a sloppy love maker.
Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car Sadly Clarence, no. You see I am from the BIG CITY and well I never got my driver's license and I never went "cruisin" or never been to "the point" like most suburban kids. Although I do vow to make sweet love in a cab and on public transportation before I die.
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin' T.M.I. Clarence, T.M.I.