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What the War Didn't Do
or "WWDD?"

* find Saddam Hussein

* my Laundry

* kiss the bride

* find chemical weapons

* leak the new Radiohead album (or did it . . .)

* make the people around me not suck

* believe in irony

* take up smoking only to quit on weekends when the parents might come to visit but then take it up again on monday morning but only after a glass of Tang and a quick scromp with the goth chick the war took home with it

* give me fashion sense

* take an inch off the top

* cure the ignorant

* bring Ian Curtis back

* lessen our fears of terrorist attack

* teach me how to spell

* inspire me to post on the Robot each and every day

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