I guess all the American robots are AFK today. That means Away From Keyboard. As in, on vacation. Cuz it is a holiday. I need a holiday. I drank expensive cocktails and kissed a boy this weekend. It was late when he walked me home, so I let him crash at my house. In the morning he made coffee. He left and I threw up. When I told Josh about it, he said it was less nookie and more humanitarian aid.