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I feel absolutely wretched today. My whole body is trying to tell me something. Speak English!

I think some foreign bacteria has entered my body and is wreaking all sorts of havoc. But don't get me wrong. I like other cultures. But certain bacterial cultures come to my body, looking for homes and jobs, and they are a bad influence on the indigenous cells of my body.

No, not to discriminate, but surely there are other organisms that would happily accommodate them. Why should my hard-earned health go to fighting these low-life germs, I ask you?

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