1. I am going to see Hellboy tonight. 2. You are not. 3. Don't you wish you were?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Hellboy sucked. I am really glad I had free passes because I would feel even more defeated had I paid for that piece of Hollywood shite. Weird, meaningless Xtian iconography, a character named Hellboy who was born out of a nazi experiment who shaves his horns. ahem. All the demons are octopi (greetings, Dr. Jung) and the one-liners are groaners. Avoid Hellboy. Van Helsig (sp?) anyone? I am waiting for X-Men 3.