I am a brunette, but that doesn't mean I come armed with blonde jokes. In fact, it was a male co-worker who told me this one today:
One blonde asks another, "Which is further, Vancouver... or the Moon?"
The other blonde replies, "HELLOOOO, can you see Vancouver?!"
Funny, no? Even if you are a blonde?
But yesterday Chris and I were out on our bikes and came across this ad for Amersterdam Blonde:
"it won't be the first time someone has paid for a blonde from amsterdam".
Which I found brutal. It pissed me off that people got paid to come up with a slogan that best represented the Amsterdam-drinking demographic, and they came up with this derisive, offensive tag line.
Makes me want to boycott Amsterdam Breweries. What do you think?
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