Watching American Idol last night (I was cooking at the same time, ok?), there was something terribly wrong with Paula Abdul's face. Kiff: "She looks like the chimp doctor in Planet of the Apes." Me: "I think it's because she had a lot of botox. It looks like she has sci-fi makeup on. Her face is no longer emoting!"
We are doing a cleanse this week. No refined food. No sugar. I have been preparing time-consuming dishes like vegan caesar salad dressing and boiled legumes. My head is throbbing from sugar withdrawal. Ow. Two things similar to last year's sugar fast: 1. Huge headache on day 3. 2. Very little hunger pangs.