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Only Post-Modern Drunkard
The Flaming R. Kelly
Deadwood, Seasons 1 & 2
Notes on Sobriety
Republicans Are Tough Guys
Uber, but For Wrong Numbers
On the Greatest Political Satire of the 21st Century
Bourbon Skills and/or Assets
1998-Present: Drinker of Bourbon/Rye
Consumed roughly one liter of bourbon a week.
Coordinated mixing of bourbon with ice, coke, coffee, etc.
Integrated bourbon consumption with daily activities, such as showering, videogame playing, interpersonal relationships, and sleeping.
Reconciled interplay of bourbon, food, and cigarette smoke, with an eye towards drunkenness and not vomiting.
Owes three first dates (or reasonable facscimiles thereof) to bourbon, resulting in over four years of relationships and counting.
Posted somewhere between 150 and 180 "blogs" on happyrobot, out of a total of 249 posts thus far
1998-2002: Beer drinker/Drinking Game Competitor
Proficient in drinking games involving dice, cards, red cups, and ping pong balls
Developed ability to learn new games quickly and adapt to changing rules adeptly
Developed stomach capacity for copious cheap beer consumption
Managed alcohol tolerance for marathon drinking game sessions
Nevertheless managed to graduate from college nearly on time
1997-1998: Drinker of Bailey's Irish Cream
Managed a burgeoning curiosity to try alcohol with a childish desire for sweets
Experienced girl drink drunk.
SKILLS, ASSETS, AND ADDITIONAL TRAINING
Works well in sustained independent and collaborative drinking experiences
Competent with vodka, Jaegermeister, gin, rum, kahlua, and other essential spirits
Proficient with wine, absinthe, and scotch
Experience with drink mixing, both via shaking and/or stirring
Skilled in new drink acquisition and consumption
Proficient in liquor store identification and alcohol purchasing