Robot Journal : Out of Context SMS

Clean Phone for 2006
Recently, my little robot phone was running out of memory, so I plugged it in to the ol' BitPim program (something I will write about later as I do love it so) and started deleting crap off my phone.

I had a pile of saved text messages that needed to be cleaned out, but before I did I exported them to my computer...
Below are the past two years via saved SMS.
(some saved for reasons I don't recall now)

Matt
2004-07-27 01:03pm
sydney is here. viva jazzbo

(me)
2004-09-09 01:26pm
thread count no more higher than 380 - cotton or cotton blend

(me)
2004-09-17 04:54pm
Apizz - 8pm 217 Eldridge St. (Lower East Side) between Stanton and Rivington Sts.

Mrs. Robot
2004-10-05 09:04pm
Still in line message me if they start im downstairs

Mrs. Robot
2004-10-10 03:15pm
N cab waiting 2 go thru holland tunnel driver actually put his hand on head & shook it;-)

Mrs. Robot
2004-10-15 02:55pm
Did u buy it from laughter or echo?

Mrs. Robot
2004-10-24 04:50pm
27f thinks u r haute

Eric
2004-11-02 09:29am
Put some pants on first, then we'll talk, fuzzball. Love, Gundark

Eric
2004-11-07 12:56pm
Just saw a stormtrooper in the 'thon!

Chris
2004-12-10 07:07pm
Whats the name of the guy at ginger?

Eric
2004-12-11 03:42pm
Getting new foan! With blueteefs!

Eric
2004-12-11 03:50pm
Also getting ground-glow and spinning hubcaps.

Trish
2004-12-13 11:40pm
Dude u have no idea

Eric
2004-12-30 07:38pm
I heart airports! Goodbye dulles, hello newark!

Chris
2005-01-24 06:40pm
I just met a guy named bob cougar.

Evan
2005-02-03 06:00pm
Baby is born. Coleman dalton 8 pounds

Trish
2005-02-25 08:47pm
Total magic.

Mrs. Robot
2005-03-30 02:00pm
A plus report @ dentist

Mrs. Robot
2005-05-26 06:52pm
Hey n recording session call u n hour

Matt
2005-05-27 09:51pm
meat! get burned, then in my mouth!

Eddie
2005-06-03 12:43pm
Yeah 2005fpw 20in widescreen want it? 400 bucks (i paid 375) still unopened too

Matt
2005-06-05 01:09am
Do i owe u 4 anything at bar

(me)
2005-06-11 12:28pm
Room 219
9pm'ish
The Chelsea Hotel
222 West 23rd St"

Mrs. Robot
2005-06-26 08:25pm
Plane computer down waiting

Chris
2005-07-04 10:10pm
Happy 4th!

Chris
2005-07-24 02:09am
(o)(o) and cocaine

Trish
2005-08-30 08:05pm
HPT! hows the puma treating u?

Chris
2005-09-24 11:33pm
I'm across the st. From an olsen twin. 4 realz.

Chris
2005-10-09 12:10pm
Come get silly with me, stu and walter cronkite's yacht staff.

Chris
2005-10-15 05:24pm
Unfortunately, it's too late for that. Shit.

Eric
2005-10-29 08:31pm
Gay as a blade!

Karen
2005-10-30 01:17am
I wish a country road would take me away from this lame party

(me)
2005-10-30 02:08am
Lalande-de-Pomerol

Raquel
2005-10-30 04:36pm
l00stanton. not open 4 a few more days!

Mark
2005-11-03 03:34pm
All i've had to eat today is a stick of gum.

Mark
2005-11-03 05:56pm
New York City, just like I pictured it!

Mark
2005-11-03 06:36pm
No but i am real horny

Klutch
2005-11-12 11:16pm
We at magician. Some fine ladies here! TaDa!

Klutch
2005-11-13 00:52am
My pants are drunk but i'm sober.

Giles
2005-11-17 01:15pm
Only in New York!

Mrs. Robot
2005-11-30 07:32pm
As sidney would say - uh oh

(me)
2005-12-02 06:27pm
SPICE COVE 326 East 6 St

Trish
2005-12-25 10:26am
Merry Christmas 2 u & Rachel!

(me)
2005-12-31 03:47pm
Bar Tabac. 128 Smith Street. 9:00pm. We have to be on time. :)

Karen
2005-12-31 03:48pm
We'll be there! Thanks pal

Mike
2005-12-31 11:31pm
It is almost the nude year

Giles
2006-01-01 04:39am
Greetings from The Future! 2006 is all I imagined it would be! Silver suits, flying cars & robot overlords! Happy new year to you both!