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Bill Clinton Called Me Yesterday

Bill Clinton called me on my cell phone yesterday. I'm not quite sure how he got my number.

I put my Sunshine Jen piece aside and answered the phone.

‘Hello?' I said not recognizing the number.

‘Hello, this is Bill Clinton.' He said.

‘Hi Bill, how're ya doing?' I said.

‘I am calling to ask you to vote for John Garamendi for Lieutenant Govenor.'

‘Right Bill, I'm on it.' I said. I'm a voter who likes to vote.

But Bill didn't respond to me. He just kept talking and talking like he was a robot or something.

Eventually, I had to hang up on Bill. For all I know, the Bill robot is still talking.

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