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America has spoken. We don't prefer no book-learning, smart-talking, sense-making, science-respecting, fair-minding, crime-prosecuting, hard-working, job-having, constitution-protecting, truth-telling, war-heroing leader.

No. We'd rather be treated like two-year-olds. "Look, he pulled my nose off and has it between his fingers! Whew, he put it back."

Vitriol aside. Now it's time for reconciliation. We must come together as one, as we do when we see each other at Wal-mart or KFC.

I will start by reconciling to tell all you stank-ass states to bite me. Yes, you too, Florida--I still haven't forgiven you for 2livecrew in 1986, although my disdain is so ancient now, I forget whether it was for spawning that act, or arresting them.


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