5: The one in which I explain what the hell I was thinking calling this Film & Television Rights.
4: My Craigslist post, while the robots seemed to like it--it didn't make the "best of" cut over at Craigslist. Although I did have a healthy correspondence with several married men.
3: The series of posts detailing my early-70s love affair with avante-garde composer, choreographer, and vocalist, Meredith Monk, which received a collective, breathy sighing "Heeeeeeee hoooooo Yauh uhYa Ya zot" from its readers.
2: My surgical-procedure-picture-post of the time I had part of my hips grafted on my face to Johnny Deppify my cheek bones.
1: This post you're reading now is completely underappreciated.