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6.12.2001


After all that teasing me, Chris broke his big toe. Not so funny, but he is on so much tylenol 3, he spelled toe "tow" on IRC. They had to drill into his toenail to let the blood escape. That is not funny, but gross.
You know what else is funny and gross? There was a man in the park staring at me and my friends. He was wearing shiny red shorts and mastrubating.


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