First: This is Katie posting. Not a navel-gazing Victoria writing in some weird third person kind of way.
Second: I wanted to give Victoria a day-early birthday surprise, so here it is.
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1. She loves ye olde happyerobote. 2. She is honest and earnest. 3. She reads more than 99% of the literate population. 4. She will scan the internet and email you sites she thinks you'll find amusing. 5. She gets very excited at most everything. 6. She cries at the drop of a hat. 7. She works hard. 8. She believes in good ideas. 9. She is messy. 10. She will act like you've saved her puppy about to be dropped into a pool of bubbling lava if you take her out for a cup of joe. 11. She cares about her friends and her biff through thick & thin. 12. She has principles. 13. She makes art in her spare time. 14. She laughs at the drop of a different kind of hat. 15. She knows a lot of languages; she claims she butchers them, but I think not. 16. She has the strength to make tough decisions. 17. She lets stu's stu-ish-ness roll of her proverbial duck's back. 18. She has appeared on a conservative campus with green hair. 19. She refuses to wear kitten heel shoes. 20. She signs off on her emails "sending a smile" which is a little corny, but a lot nice because she really means it. 21. She is the one and only Victoria and you've gotta love her for that.