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bio: kelly
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3/20/2003
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Are you protected?

Earlier this week my friends and I had a fit of laugher and a flurry of emails back and forth Michele started it so I thought I would let her tell you take it away Michele ..

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Operation Liberty Shield...Operation Liberty Shield... Earlier this week, our fearless leaders proudly unveiled the nation's home defense plan for our time at war. Now don't get me wrong; I'm sure - like most of our government plans - it's a rich & robust strategy (gulp). But don't you think it would make a better name for a new feminine product?

Operation Liberty Shield: Free the Woman in You.
Operation Liberty Shield: Keeps You Dry AND SAFE All Day Long.
Operation Liberty Shield: Padded For Your Protection.

Anyone with me?

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I guess you had to be there it's still funny to me!

On a side note, I was very annoyed at work today. You know how they keep drilling us to get on with life despite the War. The boys in my office were doing just that. One of the magazines I work on is a sports magazine. The staff was in the room next to mine watching NCAA basketball on a BIG SCREEN all afternoon. Every so often, I would hear cheers and jeers WTF! There is a WAR going on people!

(Ok maybe I'm just jealous because I can't watch TV when I work.)





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