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bio: kelly

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so not me ....

So I had to laugh at this. Today my horoscope overview says:

"Tactful is practically your middle name. That's why you're able to take such a hard-line stance and other people graciously accept it. Chalk it up to the fact that you know when to bend and when to break."

TACTFUL = Function: adjective : having or showing tact

If we further break this down ...

TACT = 1 : sensitive mental or aesthetic perception
2 : a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense

So this explains why I connect with people so well. You know like that time I totally rolled my eyes at this one guy for mentioning his kids. Then he went on a tirade how I am going to be alone for the rest of my life because I do not want children of my own. This to him meant "I can never have someone love me unconditional". Because that is right douche bag having children will mean you will be loved unconditional. Let me know how much love your child shows you when she has to change your diaper and we will see who is really loved.

Oh I forget about the time when the new girl at work went to lunch by herself and I said "what you got no friends?" or every time I refer to my friends children as "IT" ... make that any child for that matter .... I am sure my friends will remind you of the many other times I have been "tactful" so much so that it IS my middle name!

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