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7/10/2006
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Questions You Should Never Answer Honestly, Pt. 452
[The scene is a modern office complex at [Monster Non-Profit, where I work.]

Co-Worker: You're looking nice and summery today, Stu. Did your girlfriend dress you?

Stu: No, my mom.

Co-Worker: Heh.

Stu: No, really. She gets designer dress clothes for me occasionally for cheap when she goes to Thailand.

Co-Worker: Aren't you 27 years old? Isn't that a little old for your mom to be dressing you?

Stu: ...

Co-Worker: Well, aren't you?

Stu: I have to get back to work. Close of the fiscal year and all.






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