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3/2/2011
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Dialogue from the Trader Joe's Beer Aisle

Jen stands in front of the beers. She is pondering. She has a plastic shopping basket in her hand.

A Trader Joes girl, stacking and shifting, interrupts Jen’s pondering.

TJs Girl: Can I help you find something?

Jen: No, I’m good.

TJs Girl: Do you need a recommendation?

Jen: I’m all right. I’m just trying to decide between the Bass and the Stella.

TJs Girl: Well they’re both really good, but I would choose the Stella.

Jen picks a six pack of Bass off the shelf.

Jen: Thanks.

TJs Girl: Just trying to be helpful even though I guess I wasn’t very helpful.

Jen walks away as TJs Girl shifts the Bass.



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