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12/31/2011
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Pieces I Wanted To Post In 2011


Here are some Sunshine Jen pieces that I started this year, but for some reason (either time or they just fizzled out) never finished, so on this last day of 2011, I decided to just put them all out there in one mega posting.

Happy New Year everyone! See ya on the other side.


Siri-ous Love

Recently, I got to see the Iphone 4S in action.

Phone Owner: (to phone) Do you love me?
Phone: I respect you.



Oscar Contenders as Hallmark Christmas Movies

The Iron Lady

After being visited by three ghosts, Maggie Thatcher finds her Christmas spirit and becomes a humanitarian.

The Descendants

On Christmas morning, a woman in a coma from a boating accident wakes up, sees her husband (who looks remarkably like George Clooney) and her daughters, and whispers merry Christmas. And there’s snow. . .in Hawaii.



The Award Winning Post

We at Sunshine Jen are very excited because this post, this very post that you are reading right now, just won the Neuro Energy Award. Hooray for us. Yes, before this post even existed, it was award winning.



Dear Parents of Trick-or-Treaters

Could you please leave the plastic swords at home? Last Halloween, I was bashed on the head by two of them. Now, I wasn’t hurt (because they were plastic swords), and the children who accidentally bashed me (while balancing the sword with big bags of candy) were most apologetic; however, if I’m gonna be an indirect cause of cavities, I would like to not be hit by plastic.

Happy Halloween.

Sunshine Jen



How to Spot An LA Driver

Dear Rest of the Country,

If you’re wondering who is in that car that’s passing you on the right, it’s probably an LA driver. If you’re sitting in traffic and feeling fidgety because you are not used to sitting in traffic and you notice the driver next to you is perfectly calm, it’s okay, you’re in traffic with an LA driver.



Feed the Beast

Content! Content! Must make content! C-O-N-T-E-N-T. Content!



Zumba Is Awesome

Even though I have already written a piece about how awesome Zumba is. I just wanted to reaffirm the awesomeness of Zumba. The hips don’t lie.



I Saw a Whale

I was on a boat that was smaller than the whale. That was mighty humbling. I didn’t take any pictures.



Stone Henge Drive By

I drove by Stone Henge this year. I have pictures.

Stonehenge1
Stonehenge2
Stonehenge3
Stonehenge4



Cliffs of Moher

I also visited the Cliffs of Moher and didn’t fall off.


Cliffs of Moher 


Beethoven’s Scissors

And I saw Beethoven’s Scissors in London.


Beethoven's Scissors 


Goodbye 2011

It was one wild year.


Louvre






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