On the occasion of Mina leaving LA and moving to NY:
It was in 05, sometime last year Never quite sure of the seasons out here When I got a message that I didn't delete It said ‘Girrrrrl I'm out here, and we gotta meet' So I went on down to Abbott Kinney And parked in a space that sure was skinny I walked into a red lit shindig And met Mina at a bar of the Brig.
Now, I'm not gonna be mushy and soft But I'll just say that we hit it off She was fun and drove a Jaguar She was smart and was a surfer We started drinking out regularly While talking of boys and philosophy We drank at the Kings Head With the fighting Brit hot heads Also The Sinners and Saints An old bar with a new can of paint. Also for awhile we were on the scene At that Boston bar called Sonny McCleans.
Then there was that night we all played pool Yeah, wrote about that, it was fun and cool And then the New York robot party With her T-shirt saying ‘I heart Donnie'. That night, we all kicked ass on the dance floor Then ate Chinese food after four
Recently she scored some tickets For that musical known as Wicked. We cruised down to the OC Had French food and good martinis But the show just had no charge And the theatre was too large. The ushers there were bitches So we flew from musical witches. We got our asses back to Sonnys Snakebites were our herbal tea And we sang some karaoke Mina's singing Patsy's Crazy. I'm Partridge Family rapping Then we're Benatar dueting Drinking snakebite until two Oh man, how that time just flew.
So goodbye, Mina, goodbye As you coast from coast to coast It took three martinis to write this toast Don't you dare become a ghost.