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bio: kelly

first post
that week

Previous Posts
One hundred
2012 update
keeping up with the young folk
I have a crush on you.

Favorite Things
· water
· Lindor Dark Raspberry Truffles
· frightened rabbit
· Life After Death by Damien Echols
· bad sitcoms with laugh tracks

My Links
All You Can Eat NYC
The Clint Howard Show

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Two Fab 5's

1. What makes you cringe? People, Crowds or Swanky Bars.

2. Glass: is it half-full or half empty? And if it's half-full, what is it half full of? If it's half-empty, was it good? Both, Raspberry Stoli with tonic/lime and YES!

Do you need me to top it off for you? Most definitely!

3. Are you registered to vote? Yes I am.

4. If you could be George Bush for an hour, what fun hijinks would you get George into? I would take Cheney out a la "Weekend at Bernie's" style (because we all know he really isn't alive anymore). Cheney would be "Bernie" of course, George W would play the part of "Larry", Colin Powell will play the part of "Richard" and Condoleezza Rice would be "Gwen". (Sad I had to pick Condoleezza because I can't remember the short ones name ... you know the older one that left ... man it's too late I must get some sleep)

5. Is there anything more annoying than politicians running for office? If so, tell me. YES TEENS!



1. Are you a top or a bottom? Such the dirty question ... it deserves a dirty response ... but I have been told that I am too much of a tease so I am not going to answer this question

2. Your most embarrassing moment in grade school was... I think it was when I was in the brownies and the other girls wouldn't play with me because they said I had picked my nose . I left the brownies after I got the cookies . And NO, I didn't pick my nose.

3. What was your silliest nickname? Old Man Kelly with the pepper on his Belly (or something like that) oddly my friend's dad use to sing that lyric to me every time I called her house.

4. If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, which would you choose? A Big Hairy Spider or something equally scary so I can be the "crazy" person on my block and everyone would leave me alone (ok I already am the "crazy" person the spider would be a cute accessory).

5.Penguins. love or hate? why? Indifferent really but I got an interesting fact on my Snapple cap just today . "Real Fact" #131 Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water. .. Wow , now if only they can turn it into wine I would have one as a pet.

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