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3/25/2018
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Cambridge Jenalytics

I don't know about you, but some of my Facebook friends have been freaking out lately. With news of Cambridge Analytics using their profile data, my dear sweet Facebook friends don't want to Like things anymore.

That's sad to me because I like liking things on Facebook. With a simple click, I can say to my friends who ran marathons or posted photos of their kids (yes, I'm that old) or made videos of their trips, yes, great job, I like that. It's positive, and I like positivity.

If I heard the story right, I believe the company got everyone's data through personality quizzes. I've never been a fan of personality quizzes personally. I don't care which magical character I am.

I think I've already written a Sunshine Jen post where I make fun of personality quizzes. However, it's Sunday, and I'm feeling lazy, so I'm not going to put a link in. At that time, little did I realize that these quizzes were being used for a dark purpose. Now, in this time of revelation, I'm proud to present The Jenalytic Quiz. All of your answers will mean something.

Jenalytic Quiz

1. What is your favorite color?

A. Red
B. Blue
C. Purple
D. Beige


2. What is your pet preference?

A. Dogs
B. Cats
C. Reptiles
D. Hate em all


3. What is your baby preference?

A. Have one
B. Have many
C. Have none
D. Hate em all


4. What is your view on the Zombie Apocalypse?

A. It's coming, and I'm ready.
B. Slightly worried.
C. That's just a TV show. It's all fake.
D. Kill em all.


5. Which comment have you posted on Facebook?

A. OMG, I love this!
B. Jealous
C. Seriously???
D. So sorry.


6. Do you vote?

A. Yes, absolutely.
B. Sometimes when I'm feeling it
C. Once back in. . .
D. Never, it's all rigged.


7. What is your Sci Fi preference?

A. Star Trek
B. Star Wars (but not the prequels)
C. Dr. Who
D. Star Wars (the prequels)


8. If you could have dinner with one dead person, would that person be:

A. A family member
B. A close friend
C. A former lover
D. A famous person you have never met


Congratulations! You are a true individual. You know what you like. You know what you don't like. You look at the world and have sincere opinions. Now we're going to access the profiles of all your friends to find out if they are also individuals with opinions. Don't worry, we would never sell your information. Never ever. Pinky swear.


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