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smelly
by noser
Last night there was a stinky bum-like person that had stunk up one of the subway cars. I mean the whole car.
When the train arrived, I saw an empty car with only one person on it (the before mentioned bum-like person) and wisely
decided that it would be better to get on the next car. When I got on, some office suit guys were all gathered around the
door (the one between the cars) and were laughing when people would get on the empty car and the doors closed, and their
realization that it was a stinky car and the ensuing panic. It was funny because the people in the
empty car would escape back to the one I was in and the office guys would chuckle and say stuff like, "stunk, didn't it?"

As much as I felt bad for the stinky bum-like person, it was a pretty funny trip home.








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