Kick her ass
by un ghetto bot
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The subway doors open to reveal a cop and two women. The two women step halfway on the train and turn around and start yelling at someone. Not the cop, but someone next to him.
“Why don’t you just shut up – I’m going to kick your ass”
The other one chimes in something like, “You bitch, you are lucky the cop showed up”.
Then they launch a few phrases in some language that I didn’t recognize, but I imagine it’s one of those great phrases you would say as a final insult.
The doors finally close, and they come and stand right next to me and start ranting and raving about how they should of just ‘jumped on’ that stupid white bitch.
Interestingly enough, they are also white.
Oddly, they are also dressed in normal dumb office gear. And one of them is pregnant. But they also have these accents that kind of betray their nice office exterior – a very thick, “ghetto” Long Island thing going on.
I say “ghetto” because apparently that white girl on the platform said to them, “you are so ghetto” (add the right emphasis on ghetto to make it sound like a teen valley girl type person).
They keep going on about how they really should have kicked this girl’s ass and how if they did, they could of easily gotten off of being charged even though the cop was standing there. They knew way too much about the criminal justice system, but not from the ‘law-abiding’ side.
I mean, they talked like they had done this before, and there is no doubt in my mind that they had.
“If I would of kicked her ass, all I would of have to do is go to the arraignment and I woulda been out the next morning or something. But, I can’t do that tonight – I gotta pick my son up”
Then the pregnant one moves on to the ass kicking of a woman in her office who she doesn’t like. This woman apparently doesn’t hold doors for her and glares at her all the time. If you are this woman, watch your back, because pregnant lady was talking about kicking your ass IN the office. Now, I don’t know exactly what would happen if you were to attack someone in an office environment, but I am not thinking that the end result would be good.
She is also thinking of bringing in some friends to help her do it. Bringing her friends into the office to beat up a woman. I guess when you are pregnant, you might need some help with your ass-kicking chores.
It was disturbing having to stand next to these women and listen to them talking about kicking other women’s asses. I started to think that if I repeat this story people will say that I am uncomfortable with women displaying aggression, but then I thought that I would be feeling the same discomfort if it was two guys going on and on about beating someone up.
Oh, did I mention she was pregnant. Yea!
Let’s see, would I rather have both arms ripped off OR be raised by this woman as a child?
Tough call.
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