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3/11/2005
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full of farts

You heard me I am so full of farts. Not the smelly kind, which is surprising because I had possibly a half of garlic clove last night with my meal. I don't eat garlic like that often so I didn't know that it's effects on me would result in a 5 minute fart (no joke). I do have a can of Glade's "Refreshing Spa" spray next to me incase things go terribly wrong later today. But then again I work with a bunch of boys so I can just blame the smell on them right? (Where are those Downy dryer sheets when I need them?)

If it's not the garlic then it could possibly be the Liquid Ice drink I tried last night. You have to check out the website I had no idea it was endorsed by Ice-T AND you can mix it with various liquors to be that DRUNK with all the ENERGY! ... We had it alone then with some Jagermeister I honestly don't know how the kids do it these days. I like to stick with my bottle beers and maybe a shot chaser none of this extra energy is needed when drinking is it?




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