30 Great Things Written in 2002
Greetings all. 2002 is coming to a close and we barely made it out alive. I am amazed that I am not living in some nuclear fallout disaster area fighting off zombies trying to eat my brain (note to zombies: my brain is a bit gamy - but I bet Tim's is quite tasty).
In the spirit of doing the de rigueur "end of the year list", I set about to go through the robot's journal entries this year and pick my favorites.
I did this for a number of reasons:
1. Because I can
2. Because I had like 55 hours with nothing planned
3. Because I like to make lists
Before you read the list, please understand that I have liked everything that appeared on the robot this year. I love you all and will hug each of you the next time I see you. Really. You all are awesome.
Also, there is no order to this list. And, there are some writers that I didn't even feature, but that doesn't mean I/we don't like you any less... it's just the way the whole list worked out (actually, I only included one featured article from EdgeDweller, but we all know that EdgeDweller just kicks ass 24-7 and there was no way I was going to list every one of them).
Enjoy.
Happy Nude Year,
rich
benevolent Leader
happyrobot world service
Pony
Backpackers and Israelis
Two dead babies in a Thunder Bay motel room.
Panties
I had a friend named Tamzin
Halloween should be about being something gross
EdgeDweller
skull island
The Way I see it
Quit it already with the flags!
Oh Man, That Law & Order:SVU Dialogue Slays Me!
HonkyCracker
Happy Thoughts
Poop Beetle
Space Aliens
kind o long story Poland Springs, ME
CootieGirl
How to quit your job and love every minute of it
Tim
Your mother, and the reasons why I am breaking up with you.
Methods for getting published by McSweeney's Online Accumulation (and an explanation of each, in lay terms)
But you said we could stay up forever
97 Things to Fuck
Klutch.xls
Honestly
Christ-Smash
Keine Angst
Merry Happy Whatever
Robot Journal
Happyrobot 2003 Winter Conference
Talk to the animals
Letters from Pat
Letters from Pat
Medium Pimping
Grandma Smartypants
Teen News
Director's cut
Bygones (Ally McBeal)
LisaSays
disrupting the normal flow of discussion on an iVillage Message Board
The Humping Animal Crackers
Foodies
Nutshell Kingdom
NJ Voodoo
i have never been to europe
#31
Words from Kristen
1/2/2002
