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Favorite person I saw on cruise ship
(7/18/2010-7/25/2010)
Girl who looked like Michael Cera (50%)
Constantly grimacing wheelchair woman (21%)
Huge always wearing overalls guy (14%)
Creepy Black Francis looking teen (14%)



West Coast or East Coast?
(7/11/2010-7/18/2010)
East Coast (42%)
West Coast (33%)
Crazy Gulf Coast (25%)



The Best Country in the World?
(7/4/2010-7/11/2010)
Los Estados Unidos de America (75%)
America (19%)
USA (6%)



My favorite World Cup match so far
(6/27/2010-7/4/2010)
Draculas vs Mild-Mannered Werewolves (38%)
Tiny Crabs vs Tiny Fish (25%)
Walruses vs Buckets (19%)
Robots vs Magnets (19%)



Ouch! That crab just
(6/20/2010-6/27/2010)
gave me the crabby stink eye (55%)
messed up my game (25%)
flipped me some sort of obscene crab gesture (15%)
pinched my tiny toe (5%)



The immigration issue would be solved if
(6/13/2010-6/20/2010)
immigrants were super sexy (33%)
immigrants had super powers (33%)
immigrants spoke in a more jaunty manner (20%)
immigrants stopped stealing our jobs and women (13%)



The top item on my bucket list
(6/6/2010-6/13/2010)
Tiny novelty bucket to hold spare nails and screws (43%)
Green mop bucket (21%)
Bucket to store cleaning brushes (21%)
New bucket to hold fish (14%)



Term I heard in reference to the oil disaster and/or sexual act
(5/30/2010-6/6/2010)
Tar balls (43%)
Skimming (21%)
Sticking golf balls in it (21%)
Top kill (14%)



My Favorite Beach on the Gulf Coast
(5/23/2010-5/30/2010)
Sad Pelican Beach (57%)
Boca Tar Balls Beach (21%)
BP's Magical Funtime Beach (14%)
Oily Seaside Beach (7%)



Reasons why immigrants come to our country
(5/16/2010-5/23/2010)
Tramp stamps (38%)
Our over-sized sodas (28%)
Thetan free churches (17%)
World class TV dramas (17%)



Drill Baby Drill!
(5/9/2010-5/16/2010)
Invest more in hydrogen fuel cell technology! Invest! (29%)
Enjoy your oily marshland! Enjoy! (29%)
Clean that bird! Clean! (24%)
Drive your inefficient fuel car! Drive! (19%)



Little noted footnote: Other conditions for being stopped in Arizona
(5/2/2010-5/9/2010)
White people can be stopped by Native American cops (33%)
Riding a stunt bike in an awesome manner (27%)
Driving with a car load of goats (27%)
Obviously being on a coming-of-age road trip (13%)



Why I was arrested in Arizona
(4/25/2010-5/2/2010)
I taking a photo of a taco (42%)
I stole some goats (26%)
I talking about the taco I just ate (21%)
I was eating a taco (11%)



When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying
(4/18/2010-4/25/2010)
a badly spelled protest sign (33%)
extra weight (33%)
a television (19%)
a handy device that was seen on TV (15%)



The last five words of what I just tweeted
(4/11/2010-4/18/2010)
Ouch. It really does burn. (47%)
I am not Drunk Hulk. (32%)
Devil. Devil. Devil. Devil. Devil. (16%)
You need to apologize now. (5%)



What is blooming?
(4/4/2010-4/11/2010)
The nasal spray tree (62%)
The Claritin bush (25%)
The Sudafed flower (12%)



Most popular cocktail served at our weekly Death Panel meeting
(3/28/2010-4/4/2010)
Same Sex on the Beach (79%)
Old Fashioned (11%)
The Babe Killer (5%)
French 75 (5%)



Favorite Tea Party sign I saw
(3/21/2010-3/28/2010)
"I don't like those baggy pants" (41%)
"Nothing good ever came of change" (24%)
"I'm intolerant and I vote" (24%)
"I'm scared of things" (12%)



Who is taking over America
(3/14/2010-3/21/2010)
Nazi Communist Socialites (38%)
Socialist Wolves (25%)
That Franklin Guy (25%)
Communist Nazi Abstractionists (12%)



Oscar won by "happyrobot: the movie"
(3/7/2010-3/14/2010)
Best Portrayal of Stu in a movie based on a website (50%)
Best Supporting Goat (19%)
Best Internet Page Screenplay (19%)
Best Delicious Sandwich (12%)




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