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Who do I have to sleep with to get this snow to stop falling?
(2/2/2014-2/9/2014)
Odorous Father Snow (26%)
Clingy Sister Winter (26%)
Attractive Mother Nature (24%)
Stu (posing in photo with sword) (24%)



So far my January has been
(1/26/2014-2/2/2014)
Boner chili (40%)
Bam! Chupacabra! (40%)
Bone chilling (10%)
Bonne Chile (10%)



New Years Resolution I've already given up on
(1/19/2014-1/26/2014)
Getting drunk and smoking crack (69%)
Being hard on crime (15%)
Loving too much (8%)
Loving too little (8%)



Which Downton Abbey character are you?
(1/12/2014-1/19/2014)
Kicked by Jackie Chan (uncredited) (46%)
Female Cop Pulling Over Lamborghini Babes (31%)
J. J. McClure (8%)
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing (8%)
Captain Chaos (8%)



How you know I'm wicked cool!
(1/5/2014-1/12/2014)
My fedora (43%)
My e-cigarette (29%)
My trench coat (29%)




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