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The Stories...
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Love Stinks. Sometimes we get dumped.
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Orangina
by He Who Laughed Last, But Alone
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I was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Our relationship was purely physical, but I liked her. One day I got a visit from my very good friend (whom I recently introduced her to). He told me he had just slept with my girl. At first I got real mad, and said something like "Whats the big idea asshole?" But then he convinced me that he did me a favor, because my girl had initiated the encounter, and he wanted to see what her intentions were. Now that he knew she did not care about me, and was unfaithful, he was telling me about it. He said "Wouldn't you rather hear this from me, over some stranger?" So I thought about it, and since he put it that way, I thought he was right. So we shook hands, then we ate pizza and played Playstation. So later that night, she came over. After having intentionally less that fantastic sex, she said there was something she needed to tell me. She said she could not be with me anymore, because it was "very clear we were not soul mates." She waited breathlessly for my reaction. So I waited a minute and said "OK fine." She now became uncomfortable since I had nothing to say. So she asked why I had nothing to say. I said I was fine with it, because I did not think she was that pretty anyway. (Which was hard to do, because it was totally not true.) She began to cry and called me an insensitive asshole, before storming out. Before she shut the door, I called her name, and she turned around with a faint glimmer of light in her eye, which quickly vanished, after I asked her to get me an Orangina from the fridge before she left. The door slammed shut.
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