Stories of the love gone bad lovestinks
The Stories...
girl of my dreams dumped me! 
dumped through a text message. 
crazy brits 
dumped by a huge loser 
unbelievable: he broke up with me! 
what are the odds? 
 
i was dumper and dumpee 
dumped on national tv 
dumped by a loser 
pretty girl 
summertime math girl 
a david lynchy kind of love 
 
why valentine's day shouldn’t exist 
potato boy rejection 
loser 
pee on leg 
my semi-formally formal 
dangling in the tournifouria 
 
dumped on new years by finacee 
dumped by his fiancee 
intruder alert 
mrs. robot would not go out with me 
double dump 
love me back. 
 
rat bastard asshole 
worst road trip ever 
she came in through the balcony window 
bank farm bag 
rhapsody in black and blue 
tea time 
 
friends hold hands 
what are you trying to say? 
go back to montana 
technically 
regret! regret! 
i'll have that sex to go... 
 
no, you can't have any of my fries 
but i got a boner for you in the maimi 
kissing my mom 
the famous blue raincoat 
007 the hard way 
i should gotten a clue? 
 
moss mouth 
rollerskating party 
right this way sir 
boob 
orangina 
two bad 
 
not my flannel sheets! 
down boy! down! 
ally mcbeal 
the road less traveled by 
fetal position 
oooo, soundtracks 
 
soundtracks for dumpees 
what's so damn funny? 
he lived in his parents' garage 
yellow shoes 
give me book! i will read it! 
poo boy. 
 
you don't have to go home but you can't stay here 
todd synagogue 
mrs flynt's heartbreak class 
computer held hostage 
don't leave / do leave 
Love Stinks. Sometimes we get dumped.
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Intruder Alert
by reformatted hard drive
The new application was so appealing and had such nice packaging. She could not resist just a test. Partitioning the hard drive was the first step completed prior to testing. The virus scan was complete and all appeared safe for the test drive. When the application was started, it progressed slowly, one step at a time to assure compatibility for full function. There were no conflicts evident. Each step demonstrated better compatibility than was expected. The application was running at top speed with a very exciting capacity. Permanent installation of software was not the intent. Application license was known to expire after a limited time.
At some point during the test run, the application was able to diffuse through and intrude the computer’s primary hard drive. There was no intruder alert since this possibility was not considered. This computer had never had an intruder breech her partitioned hard drive. The moment the intruder discovered its presence was known; data dumping and a full shutdown procedure began. The computer attempted to resist data loss and full shutdown. Crash was imminent. Finally, the computer shut down, the intruder was gone. Recovery from this intruder will be slow and difficult. There will be no more test runs of temporary applications for this computer.











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