Stories of the love gone bad lovestinks
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girl of my dreams dumped me! 
dumped through a text message. 
crazy brits 
dumped by a huge loser 
unbelievable: he broke up with me! 
what are the odds? 
 
i was dumper and dumpee 
dumped on national tv 
dumped by a loser 
pretty girl 
summertime math girl 
a david lynchy kind of love 
 
why valentine's day shouldn’t exist 
potato boy rejection 
loser 
pee on leg 
my semi-formally formal 
dangling in the tournifouria 
 
dumped on new years by finacee 
dumped by his fiancee 
intruder alert 
mrs. robot would not go out with me 
double dump 
love me back. 
 
rat bastard asshole 
worst road trip ever 
she came in through the balcony window 
bank farm bag 
rhapsody in black and blue 
tea time 
 
friends hold hands 
what are you trying to say? 
go back to montana 
technically 
regret! regret! 
i'll have that sex to go... 
 
no, you can't have any of my fries 
but i got a boner for you in the maimi 
kissing my mom 
the famous blue raincoat 
007 the hard way 
i should gotten a clue? 
 
moss mouth 
rollerskating party 
right this way sir 
boob 
orangina 
two bad 
 
not my flannel sheets! 
down boy! down! 
ally mcbeal 
the road less traveled by 
fetal position 
oooo, soundtracks 
 
soundtracks for dumpees 
what's so damn funny? 
he lived in his parents' garage 
yellow shoes 
give me book! i will read it! 
poo boy. 
 
you don't have to go home but you can't stay here 
todd synagogue 
mrs flynt's heartbreak class 
computer held hostage 
don't leave / do leave 
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by coast
I was 20. It was my first real relationship including real full blown sex. I was a sophomore and she took me away from my school work. It was so easy to hit the bedroom instead of the books.

Sheila was easy to talk to and seemed to love me like a puppy dog, showing up at my door with her tail wagging all the time. I enjoyed the attention but eventually knew it wasn't going to work out. I didn't fit in with her toking friends.

I wrote a poem for her birthday, but it was kind of melancholy talking about things that end before they start. Like August showers, sad love songs and orchids. I don't remember it all except I gave iit to her with an orchid.

She said "are you trying to tell me it's over?". I pusilanimously bumbled a non-commited response but she got the message.

At 20, I was a little naive sexually and she gave me some of her experience that I really needed. I did feel comfortably close to her for a while.

I moved on and about six years later I was outside the church after my wedding ceremony. Sheila was pushing a stroller across the street. I only watched out of the corner of my eye to see her staring. I don't know whether she had tracked me down or if it was just coincidence.

I guess she must have realized then that we wouldn't be resuming a relationship any time soon.











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