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elegy
director: isabel coixet
This feeble attempt at soft core art house porn opens with Ben Kingsley's character (a critic and intellectual) being interviewed by the real Charlie Rose and goes downhill from there (with the exception of Dennis Hopper's stroke scene). After two hours of watching Kingsley's character have an affair with one of his students (how scandalous) played by Penelope Cruz, I walked out of the Harmony Gold screening room and declared quite loudly that this film is baaaaaaaaad.
reviewed by: jen |  August 2008 [link] |  recommend


evolution
director: ivan reitman
David Duchovney realized that David Caruso's shoes were a fine fit; this is a train wreck of a movie, similar to the train wreck in the opening of Unbreakable but in this case NO ONE walks away unscathed. Even though I just saw this mess on Saturday I have already received a written apology from Julianne Moore, she is very polite like that.
reviewed by: JohnLawton |  June 2001 [link] |  recommend



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