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bio: rich
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1/1/2004
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Music of Teens: K Tel's The Beat
#CocktailRobot: The Per Sempre
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#CocktailRobot: The Copper Cocktail
#CocktailRobot: The Leap Year


Category List
Apartment Buying in NYC
Bob Swanson
Cameras!
Cocktails
Cougars!
Election 2004
February Smackdown
Food and Drink!
Group Topics
Holiday!
I heart Brooklyn
Lists of things
Out of Context SMS
Rejected Love Stinks stories
Site News
Snap Wrap
Things I've Owned
This I believe


2003's review of the robot

Hello 2004, see ya 2003!
Happy New Year. How was your 2003? Mine was fine for the most part.
I did get to travel a bit, which was fun. I enjoyed scotland and montreal. I loved miami in Novemeber. austin was a pretty town. toronto in Febuary was a bit trying though. I went to indiana for literally 5 hours one day.

The website had a good year. We lost a few people, but gained a few in return. I finally got the dot com domain name for happyrobot, which was an amazing piece of luck. We had some great group journal topics like the 9/11 one, and five questions in November.

And we had the first happyrobot based romance bloom into a marriage proposal and then into the first happyrobot baby.
(I don't think we have ever made an official announcement about this, have we?)

Can't wait to meet you next summer, Jazzbo!


Below you will find my annual review of the robot - hope you enjoy it (it's a really long list this year).
And to all of our great robot contributors, thank you so much for playing along and making this robot website one of the "funnest" places on the interweb.
I'd hug you all if you were in the room here with me.
Oh, and once again, Pat: Take care in Iraq during 2004. I'll buy you a drink saturday night.

xoxo,
-r





'THINGS I LIKED ON THE ROBOT, BUT IN NO ORDER AND DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO WHY I PICKED SOME ITEMS AND NOT OTHERS, BUT YOU SEE, IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE POSTS AND LAST NIGHT I DRANK TOO MANY CHAMPAGNE AND GIN COCKTAILS AND MY HEAD STILL HURTS SO GIVE ME A BREAK' LIST



River Rat
Mud Hen
Like Edge Dweller, all of Nate's entries are superb, but this one is my favorite.




Pony
Pictures
Featuring the lovely laughing man with his arm around Pony

Field Visit
"If we see a woman walking in the street in our village at night, we will say:'come inside our home! have something to eat! Talk with us!' We will be like sisters, with our arms around each other."
The Field Visit: Photos

Chitrakoot pt. 2
But it seems so safe and sleepy here, I comment.
They wake up to kill and then they go back to sleep, she says
With that she laughs a deep belly laugh and goes to bring us chocolate.


Crushing Butts
The amazing Pony vacation adventures in Thailand

6lbs 7oz
Is how much I weighed when I was born.

bicycle
Voodoo Polly was stolen

Matt Johnson's in-law questionnaire: the answers
When you were a little boy, did you ever put a sheet on your head and march down the hallway, pretending to be a bride?




Lisa Says
from the dusty date files
Lisa's dating adventures

meet my neighbors
Lisa's neighbors

the big meet & greet of tim, nate and lisa
Wow. Robot pals coming together

coming to a theatre near you in 2020

paper
i love paper



Film and Television Rights
Lordy, them rings
They should have been called Gorcs, or Orblins.

End-of-Summer-Funtime List 2003
people with a baby carriage filled with mini-Scottish Terriers: 1

Triuno Multi-Phasic Personality Test
37. Have you rung a doorbell hoping for marshmallow?

Preface
I want my stuff back




Tim!
The New King of Pop
Once, while casting a glance toward a female of the species, I noticed the person I was gazing upon had suddenly and quite obviously wet her pants.

10-31-03
Some scary things I was involved in in my teen years




Cootie Girl
The Stereotype of Cool
Cootie's Friend Jen's Adventures in LA

Advice
DO NOT eat at Applebees no matter how drunk and or hungry you are

400 bucks
400 Bucks could also get me a better hotel and a booty call.

My neighbors in the W.H. yo!
8 Mile look out - it's the W. H. yo!




elanamatic
Vaklempt
I am getting married in a few hours..

One Handed Type
elana and her hand on her honeymoon

Still Got It?
Dear Concert Crush




honky cracker
Confessions of a Half-Hour Lunch
Think about how pretty and funny Couch Girl is. Wonder why she won't go out with me.

All I Wanted was a Value Meal, til the Hooker Showed Up
Sometimes I think things would better if I just kept my mouth shut.

Talkin' 'bout Tards
Yep, I was a Tard Camp Counselor. Those were good times.

There'll Be a Lot o'Drinkin' in Heaven Tonight
Bob was Pop by Proxy, and when I got to talk to Bob in my later years, it felt just like that. That I was talking to Pop through his best friend.

Grad School? (Gettin' Picked Up at Lunch)
I am so getting picked up by a high school chick on my lunch break. WTF?




Klutch.xls
Souper Salad . . . you are dead to me.
Unfortunately for them, they are getting the "LIFETIME BOYCOTT." And I will make them pay.

Suds n Fluff
There is never a supple 18 year old sucking a lollypop while riding a vibrating machine.

no way in funk
ah, flash gordon




Medium Pimping
I AM A PAINTER
THIS IS NO PROBLEM. I COME BACK AND PAINT BATHROOM.

reflections on lauren's goodbye dinner at lever house restaurant in 16 haiku
haiku!




Navel Lint
Spiders Bite. Heh.
There is a huge, hairy, pulsating, blood-thirsty spider who has decided to set up camp right outside my bedroom window

I Was The Pilsbury Dough Boy
I was the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Bryan Hot Dog Juicy Wiener, and an orange dragon with six arms




Nutshell Kingdom
in honor of pony's bike
I would pay money to get a video of me swerving downhill, completely unable to ride in a straight line

Boystown
Boys and Girls

Be a Man!
Alaska and carneys

naked women are the best!
no comment needed




Ornithopter
Shumai "Tour" Diary - The Final Chapter
"front butt"




Poop Beetle
grown up man
when I am a grown up man, will I pick up ladies?

5 who pee, have peed or may have peed in my backyard
yow!




Teen News
THEY MIGHT BE ON YOUR TRAIN
See if I ever give a musician the glorious feeling of seeing a total stranger enjoying their creative output ever again!

road report
INTERVIEW WITH ERIC WHO IS ON TOUR WITH A ROCK BAND




The way I see it
Burn Hollywood Burn
Hollywood, you are full of shit.




Robot Journal
My Brain Activity Audit - Spetember 2003

Comedy Math Equations
My current project is breaking comedy down into mathematical equations

13 questions for Ronald in Hong Kong
SARS!

santa of chapman street dies
The True Family

My weekend as Harper's Index
Number of large cakes shaped like the Williamsburg bridge seen

Let's Go Liberia


good ole robot- what a great year!
i luuuuv you guys (you know, in a collective, non-demonstrative, no fear of disease kind o way).
happy new year, all.
»anne ||  1/1/2004 ||  5:07:33 PM
thank you rich, for everything.
»mr. xls ||  1/4/2004 ||  8:22:44 PM
ditto to mr. xls, senor roboto. my appreciator is hanging out about this far.
»nate ||  1/5/2004 ||  11:32:07 AM
hoorah for the robot, rich! long may it wave.
»liz ||  1/5/2004 ||  2:38:33 PM
Life would be very different without the robot. Different in a bad way. Thanks, Rich!
»pony ||  1/5/2004 ||  3:22:12 PM
I'm currently building a Rich Robot Memorial statue. It's made out of toothpicks and sportks.
Thank you, Rich!
»chris ||  1/5/2004 ||  4:38:06 PM
viva le robots!
»k ||  1/6/2004 ||  10:02:08 AM



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